A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar Looking Depressed.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says … Read more
Two Unemployed Guys Are Talking.
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t … Read more
This Old Man Had To Say To A Curious Young Fan.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to … Read more
A Granny’s Worrying Concerns.
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you … Read more
A Frantic Call To The Police.
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat … Read more
A Lady Opened Her Refrigerator.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in … Read more
Elsie, An Elderly Lady, Stopped To Drive Into A Parking.
Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space, When a young man in his brand new red … Read more
An Old WOMAN Was Flying From Melbourne.
An Old WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant … Read more
A Couple Was Having A Discussion.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on … Read more
A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia For A Vacation.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie … Read more