A husband sent a message to his wife one afternoon.
Husband: “Hi darling, what are you doing?”
A moment later his phone buzzed with her reply.
Wife: “I’m dying…”
The husband stared at the screen in shock.
Then suddenly… he realized something.
If she’s dying… the life insurance… the house… the car…
For a split second he almost jumped with excitement. But of course he couldn’t say that! So he quickly tried to sound like the most loving husband in the world.
He typed dramatically:
Husband: “Oh my sweet heart! How can I possibly live without you?! My life would be empty!”
He even added a crying emoji for extra effect.
A few seconds later, another message arrived.
Wife:
“Relax, you idiot.”
“I’m dying my hair.”
The husband froze.
All the imaginary plans for freedom… gone in a second.
He quickly typed back:
Husband:
“Oh… good… good… I knew that!”
But the wife wasn’t finished.
Wife:
“Also, since you care so much… can you pick up groceries on your way home?”
The husband sighed and muttered to himself,
“Next time I’ll just ask what color…” 😄