A car suddenly swerved off the highway like it had somewhere very important to be… just not on the road.
It smashed straight through the guardrail, flew off the edge, rolled down a rocky cliff like a tumble dryer on steroids, bounced off a tree, flipped once more for dramatic effect… and finally came to a shaky stop at the bottom.
A passing motorist, who had seen the whole insane sequence, slammed on his brakes and rushed down to help.
He reached the wreck, expecting the worst.
But somehow… unbelievably… the driver crawled out of the twisted metal completely unharmed. Not a scratch. Just casually dusting off his jacket like he’d just tripped on a sidewalk.
The motorist stared at him in disbelief.
“Good lord, mister,” he said, still catching his breath, “ARE YOU DRUNK?!”
The man looked at him, straightened his suit, and replied calmly:
“Of course.”
The motorist blinked. “OF COURSE?!”
The driver shrugged and said,
“Well what did you expect?”
Then, without missing a beat:
“What the hell do you think I am… a STUNT DRIVER?” 😄