The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snakes that ambush our prey and kill them with a poisonous bite?”
Then the second Snake says “Why do you ask?”
The first one replies: “I just bit my lip!”
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test. –
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.
His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad.
When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.
“Why did you fail your math test?” he asked.
Little Johnny shrugged and said:
“My teacher isn’t very good.”
His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.
“Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”
“So?” his father answered.
“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,” explained the boy.,
“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”
