A man was in bad shape.

Oliver went ballistic and yelled into the phone, “Three days?! The doctor can`t see her for three days?! She could be dead by then!” Calmly, the voice at the other end of the line replied, “If so, would you please call to cancel the appointment?”

Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his sm.o.king w*d has led to his condition worsening.“But it’s just herbal!” the patient protested. “How can it be bad?” Dr. Jenkins sighed.