When he said, “Why, I myself worked in Chicago for almost 10 years, and in all that time I never had a problem with crime while I was working.”The first asked, “What did you do there?”To which the other replied, “I was tail-gunner on a bread truck.”
A worker approaches his employer and holds up his last wage packet.“This is two hundred pounds short,” he says. “I know,” says the employer. “But last week I overpaid you two hundred pounds, and you didn’t say anything.”
“Well,” says the worker. “I don’t mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention.”