Ted Was Going Bald.
Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought … Read more
Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought … Read more
Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes. … Read more
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood … Read more
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every … Read more
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes … Read more
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always … Read more
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to … Read more
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when he noticed an old lady … Read more
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes … Read more
A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke … Read more