Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence. –
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
A Man And His Wife Went Three Days Without Talking. –
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered …
Johnny And Susie Were Playing House. –
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. …
A Guy Took A Cat Home To His Wife. –
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” …
A Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet. –
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too …
A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. –
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, …
Two Shepherds Lean On Their Crooks. –
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, …
A Husband Visits The Police Station. –
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost …
Johnny Came Into The Kitchen.
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought …
Brian Told His Best Friend Mike About His Marriage.
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your …