A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. –
he butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
Little Johnny’s Playing “Name That Animal”. –
The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. …
A Man With Seven Children Is A Bit Too Proud Of His Fertility.
A man with seven children is a bit too proud of his fertility. He is so proud that he starts …
Paddy Got On A Bus. –
Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes …
Johnny Was Playing Golf. –
Johnny was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went …
A Bumblebee And A Honeybee Meet On The Corner. –
The bumblebee says “Hey, little bro, how’s it going?” and the honeybee says “Oh, so, so bad. It’s been a …
Three Vampires Are Bragging To Each Other.
The first says “Watch this.” Leaves, and is back in an instant, mouth covered in blood. He points at a …
A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. –
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the …
A Pigeon, A Snake, And A Bear Are Debating. –
A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating “See that family over there,” the pigeon says, looking at a …
The Rancher’s Bull Was Missing. –
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was …