A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
An army trainer was teaching his recruits
An army trainer was teaching his recruits about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things you …
An airline pilot with poor eyesight
An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the eye charts beforehand. One …
A Shark Is Teaching His Kid How To Eat Humans
A shark is teaching his kid how to eat humans and he says “look son, first you swim full force …
An Old Woman Took Her Husband To The Doctor
An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband’s pulse, then told the woman, “I’m …
A Beautiful Woman Went Up To The Bar
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub She gestured alluringly to the bartender who …
A Priest Is Working In The Confessional Booth
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One …
A 50-Year-Old Lady Started Learning Swimming
A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a …
A Married Couple Never Fought, Not Even Once In 25 Years Of Marriage.
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How …
An Irish Daughter Had Not Been Home For Over 5 Years
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. “Where …