Why Are You Eating Grass?
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
Racing Against The Clock.
An owner had a racehorse that had never won a race. Finally the owner lost patience and warned the horse: …
A Rich old man is on his deathbed…
A rich old man is on his deathbed… …but he does not have any heirs. But he has three good …
A Young Ladys Future Husband Is An Atheist.
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour …
Curious Johnny Vs. Clueless Dad
Little Johnny asks his father: “Where does the wind come from?” “I don’t know.” “Why do dogs bark?” “I don’t …
Waking Up To A Mess.
A man dreams that he is a chicken. He walks around the farm and is quite happy pecking on some …
A Mexican Woodpecker And A Canadian Woodpecker Were In Mexico.
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican …
Some Farmer’s Kids Are Painting Eggs For Easter.
Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens …
Three Elderly Drunk Guys Entered A Taxi.
Three elderly drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine …
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. –
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in …