A Husband, Thinking He Was Being Funny. –
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘ Perhaps we should start washing your …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
A Young Man Asked An Old Rich Man. –
A Young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool …
Billy The Bull Lived On A Farm All By Himself. –
There was once a bull; his name was Billy big balls. Anyway, Billy lived on a farm all by himself …
A Doctor Decided To Take His Inmates To A Baseball Game. –
A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, …
A Man Sits In His Study With A Glass Of Cabernet. –
A man sits in his study, a book in his hand and a full glass of inky Cabernet by his side. …
Jane Was A First-Time Contestant. –
Jane was a first-time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash …
Two Monkeys Were Sitting In A Tree. –
Two monkeys were sitting in a tree and a lion was sleeping below them. One monkey said to the other …
An Elderly Lady Was Somewhat Lonely. –
An elderly lady had been feeling quite lonely lately. The house was too quiet, and she decided what she needed …
Three Old Grandmas Were Sitting On Bench.
Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of …
A husband and wife spring out of bed on Sunday morning – clearly suffering from ‘forgot-it-was-the-weekend’ syndrome!
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. …