A Couple Was Christmas Shopping At The Mall. –
A couple was out Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The place was absolutely packed—crowds everywhere, long lines, …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
A Guy Walked Into A Pro-Shop With A Gorilla. –
A guy walked into a pro shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing …
An Elderly Guy Gets Invited To A Halloween Party. –
An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a …
Kids Are Painting Eggs For Easter. –
Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens …
The Little Johnny Ask His Mother. –
“Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in …
The Newlywed Wife Said To Her Husband.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, …
A Pig And A Chicken Were Walking By A Church.
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught …
An Angry Housewife Met Her Husband.
An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. “I …
An Owl Gets Thirsty During His Evening Flight.
An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a …
A Lizard Mom Is Pushing Her Newborn Down.
A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when …