Ted Was Going Bald.
Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought … Read more
Funny Jokes
Three Dinosaurs Come Across A Magical Lamp.
Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes. … Read more
Curious Gentleman Ask Old Man What He Is Doing.
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood … Read more
Teacher Asked The Little Johnny.
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every … Read more
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes … Read more
Little Johnny Daily Bring His Teacher A Pretzel.
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always … Read more
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him.
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to … Read more
A Young Man Was Walking Through A Supermarket.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when he noticed an old lady … Read more
An Old Lady In A Parking Space.
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes … Read more
A Deer Found The Toilet Window Broken.
A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke … Read more