The Newlywed Wife Said To Her Husband
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
A Grandmother Was Surprised When She Wakes Up.
A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson Johnny. She gulped …
An Adventurer Was Out In The Jungle.
An adventurer was out in the jungle when he came upon Tarzan. He was painting white stripes on black zebras …
A Man Went To Buy A Pig.
A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a …
John Came Back From A Safari In Africa.
John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of …
Priest Comes To Visit Sweet Old Lady.
Miss Bea, the church organist was in her 80’s and had never married. She was much admired for her sweetness …
An Elderly Patient In A Mental Hospital.
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if …
The Teacher Asked Johnny If He Had Any Pets.
One morning in class, the teacher decided to ask the students about their pets. “Alright children,” she said, smiling. “Who …
An Elderly Man Living Alone In Bradford.
An elderly man living alone in Bradford wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, …
A Shark Swimming Under A Bridge.
A shark was cruising lazily under a big bridge when he spotted a squid slowly drifting through the water. “Hey …