A Turtle Is Sitting On The Side Of The Road.
A turtle is sitting on the side of the road when a chicken hops up to him. “Whatcha doing?” asks …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
A Snail Went To The Police Station.
A snail went to the police station A snail went to the police station to report that he had been …
A Princess Happened Upon A Frog In A Pond.
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to …
The Boy Asked His Father.
Boy aged 4: dad, I’ve decided to get married Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: yes, …
A Little Boy Came Downstairs Crying Late.
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “Whats wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, …
There Was A Fly Buzzing Around A Barn.
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. …
A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is …
A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed.
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, …
A Group Of 30-Year-Old Girlfriends Meet For Dinner.
A group of 30-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet …
Do Not Walk Into Class
Billy walks into class late. His teacher says, “Billy, do not walk into class late again.” The next day Billy …