A husband walks into the house looking unusually proud of himself.
“Guess what,” he says, “I found Aladdin’s lamp today!”
His wife’s eyes light up instantly. “Really?! Oh wow! What did you ask for, darling?”
The husband smiles like he just made the smartest decision in human history.
“I asked the genie to increase your brain ten times.”
The wife pauses… then melts.
“Aww… jaan… I love you so much! That’s so sweet!” she says, already imagining herself becoming a genius overnight. “Did he do it??”
The husband takes a deep breath, trying not to laugh.
“Well…”
“He laughed.”
The wife frowns. “Laughed? Why??”
The husband shrugs and delivers the final blow:
“He said… multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.” 😄
