A Wife Asks Her Husband.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get …
An Old Golfer Was Hitting His Ball.
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call centre. …
An Old Man Was Travelling On His Donkey’s Back.
An old man was travelling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess …
A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Robot Car.
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He …
An Atheist Was Walking Through The Woods.
An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be …
Little Johnny Walked Into The Kitchen.
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room …
Two Elderly Floridian Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.
Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning. One of the ladies turned to …
A Woman Accompanied Her Husband.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office …