A Deer Found The Toilet Window Broken.
A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke …
The Town Newspaper Prints Pretty Much Every Little Story.
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. …
A Maid Asked The Lady Of The House For A Raise.
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” …
A City Boy Driving Through The Country Passes A Chicken.
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a …
At A Mental Hospital Doctor Ask Old Man.
At A Mental Hospital: Doctor: “What is this?” Mad old Man: “This is a book I wrote. Total of 500 …
A Millionaire, Who Collected Live Alligators.
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. …
An Elderly Couple Was Having Dinner.
An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in …
An Older Couple Had a Son.
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the …
A Man Runs To The Doctor.
A man runs to the doctor and says “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” …