Curious Gentleman Ask Old Man What He Is Doing.
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood …
Teacher Asked The Little Johnny.
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes …
Little Johnny Daily Bring His Teacher A Pretzel.
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him.
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to …
A Young Man Was Walking Through A Supermarket.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when he noticed an old lady …
An Old Lady In A Parking Space.
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes …
A Deer Found The Toilet Window Broken.
A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke …
The Town Newspaper Prints Pretty Much Every Little Story.
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. …
A Maid Asked The Lady Of The House For A Raise.
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” …