A Wife Asked Her Husband If He Would Remarry If She Died. His Response…
A wife asks her husband: If she were to die, would he remarry? Her husband says, “Yes, I would remarry, …
When A Man Drinks Too Much Alcohol
A man’s wife tells him if he comes home drunk one more time she’ll divorce him. Later that night he’s …
A School Hired A New Spanish Teacher.
A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” …
Mr. And Mrs. Johnson Had Been Happily Married For Decades, But…
Mr. and Mrs. Johnson had been happily married for decades, but there was one thing that bothered Mr. Johnson. They …
Johnny’s First Day Of School.
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. …
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out …
A Man And His Wife Are Discussing About Their Son
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. “I have …
A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife
Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. …
A Mexican Guy Comes Riding Up To The Border On His Bicycle
A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders. He …