An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane.
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m … Read more
A Fly Sitting On A Lawnmower Handle Soaking Up The Sun.
Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little … Read more
Little Johnny’s Clever Deal.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his … Read more
A Farmer Was Taking His Donkeys.
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river … Read more
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from … Read more
A Man And His Wife Went Three Days Without Talking.
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered … Read more
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is … Read more
There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered.
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with … Read more
A Group Of Frogs Was Traveling.
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the … Read more
A Six-Year-Old Boy Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father … Read more