Billy The Bull Lived On A Farm All By Himself. –
There was once a bull; his name was Billy big balls. Anyway, Billy lived on a farm all by himself … Read more
A Doctor Decided To Take His Inmates To A Baseball Game. –
A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, … Read more
A Man Sits In His Study With A Glass Of Cabernet. –
A man sits in his study, a book in his hand and a full glass of inky Cabernet by his side. … Read more
Jane Was A First-Time Contestant. –
Jane was a first-time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash … Read more
Two Monkeys Were Sitting In A Tree. –
Two monkeys were sitting in a tree and a lion was sleeping below them. One monkey said to the other … Read more
An Elderly Lady Was Somewhat Lonely. –
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to … Read more
Three Old Grandmas Were Sitting On Bench.
Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of … Read more
A husband and wife spring out of bed on Sunday morning – clearly suffering from ‘forgot-it-was-the-weekend’ syndrome!
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. … Read more
A cowpoke was playing cowboy midwife – assisting one of his bovine beauties with the moo-ternity ward duties!
A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the … Read more
One True Yorkshireman: A Stubborn Old Grump Flying Solo in Bradford!
An elderly man living alone in Bradford wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, … Read more