Dad’s Worst Hospital Joke Ever!
Before her heart surgery, a wife looked at her husband and said, “I’m scared… I love you.” He smiled and …
She Thought She Had Joined a Parachute Club… Her Daughter Nearly Fainted
She Thought She Had Joined a Parachute Club… Her Daughter Nearly Fainted Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why …
The Most Unusual Cough Medicine Ever!
A drugstore owner walked in and noticed a man standing stiffly against the wall. He asked the clerk, “What’s wrong …
Two guys are sitting in a pub.
Two guys are sitting in a pub. One says to the other, “Every time I see you in here you …
The Grannies’ Impossible Guess
The Grannies’ Impossible Guess Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly …
Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel
Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. …
The Cheapest Parking Spot in New York!
A blonde woman walked into a New York bank and asked for a $200 loan. The bank manager required collateral, …
Ellen Burstyn’s dark past: Her husband stalked her for years
At 92, Ellen Burstyn is a true Hollywood legend — graceful, talented, and still looking phenomenal. Her career is spotless, …
When Billy Calls His Friend Johnny.
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a …
Husband Decided To Do Yoga.
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the …