As he was returning to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say: “I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years and I ain’t never seen anything like that.” There was a preacher who fell into the ocean, and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”The preacher calmly said, “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by, and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”