One day in class, a teacher decided to test her students with some simple farm questions.
She smiled and asked the class, “Kids, let’s see how much you know about animals. What does the chicken give you?”
Little Johnny immediately raised his hand and shouted, “Meat!”
The teacher nodded. “Very good, Johnny!”
Then she asked another question.
“Alright, what does the pig give you?”
Johnny didn’t even hesitate.
“Bacon!” he said proudly.
“Excellent!” the teacher replied. “You’re doing great today.”
The rest of the class started whispering because Johnny was answering everything so quickly.
The teacher decided to ask one more question.
“Now tell me,” she said, “what does the fat cow give you?”
Johnny thought for just a second.
Then he raised his hand again with a big grin on his face.
“Homework!”
The teacher blinked in confusion. “Homework? What do you mean?”
Johnny shrugged and said,
“Well… every time you walk into the classroom, you give us homework!” 😄
