Three mice were sitting in a bar, bragging about how tough they were.
The first mouse stood up proudly and said,
“I’m one serious badass mouse. In my neighborhood we have those giant mousetraps everywhere. You know what I do? I walk right up, grab the cheese out of the trap, and walk away like nothing happened!”
The second mouse laughed and said,
“That’s nothing. In my hood they put rat poison everywhere. Every night before bed, I mix a little rat poison with my milk… and chug it down like a bedtime drink.”
The first mouse nodded in respect. “Okay… that’s pretty hardcore.”
Meanwhile, the third mouse quietly finished his drink, got up from the stool, and started walking toward the door.
The other two mice looked at him and shouted,
“Hey! Where are you going?”
The first mouse smirked. “What’s the matter? Too scared to tell your story?”
The second mouse added, “Yeah, chicken! Aren’t you going to brag like the rest of us?”
The third mouse turned around calmly, shrugged his shoulders, and said,
“Sorry guys… I’ve got to go.”
The two mice laughed. “What’s the rush?”
The third mouse replied casually,
“I’ve got a dinner date with a cat.”
The bar went completely silent.
The first mouse whispered, “Did he just say… a cat?”
The second mouse gulped and said, “Either that mouse is the toughest mouse alive…”
“…or the craziest one we’ve ever met.” 😄