Three-year-old child Sammy

Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. “Why are you crying?” asked the other child. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger.” When he heard this, the other child started to cry. “Why are you crying?” “I’m here for a urine test.”

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?” The child stared at her and, after a few seconds, replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”