Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands, “Stop that!” The waiter looks at her dryly and says, “Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?”

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands, “Stop that!” The waiter looks at her dryly and says, “Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?”