Two People Are Celebrating At The Same Bar, But For Very Different Reasons
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
An Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, …
A Government Man Approaches A Pig Farmer
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh, the …
Man Came Home And His House Was A Total Wreck, So He Asks His Wife About It
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, …
An Old Married Couple Is Travelling By Car
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut. He asked the barber: “Please …
Johnny Is Walking A Sheep. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.
Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is …
Blonde Tries Riding A Horse, But Things Take A Turn When The Horse Gets Too Fast To Handle
Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. …
A Real-Life Infinite Loop
A company CEO tells his secretary: “Next week we’re going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, …