Two turtles Walk Into A Bar.
Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
An Old Lady Calls 911 Late One Night.
An old lady calls 911 late one night… So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers …
A Man Goes Inside A Pet Shop.
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to look at the pets. He …
A Big Old Lion Woke Up One Morning.
A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King …
A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper In Her Young Son’s Room.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: …
Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket …
L.Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Time-Honoured Tradition.
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the …
The Old Farmer Joe Was Hit By A Truck.
The old farmer joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from …
The Pastor Had A Kitten.
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. …
Little Johnny Asks His Mother Her Age. –
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Johnny then asks his mother …