The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden pen!s from inside.The cashier states that the dildo has been passed down in his family for generations,
and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle.The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts “Voodoo D!ck, the door!”The wooden pen!s flies across the room, and begins to rapidly thrust itself in and out of the front door keyhole.
