An Elderly Man Needs To Leave For Business Trip.

“The d!ldo can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand.” says the cashier.“You must never forget that!”The man nods and heads home.

Later that day, the elderly man explains to his wife how the s*x toy works, and then leaves for his trip.

A few days later, the wife becomes very horny and opens up the box.

She proceeds to shout “Voodoo D!ck, my pu$$y!”