The d!ldo zooms into her [email protected], and pleasures her for roughly 6-8 hours.
She soon begins to grow tired and attempts to pull the d!ldo out of her.
She pulls as hard as she can, but just can’t get it.
The wife panics, and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden pen!s still inside of her vagina.
A police officer pulls her over for speeding and asks to see some identification.
The wife exclaims
“Help, help, there is a Voodoo D!ck inside of my [email protected] and it won’t come out!”
The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief.
“Voodoo D!ck my a$s!”
The Voodoo D!ck then flies out of the woman’s [email protected] and inside the officer’s a$s.
The officer says
“WHAT THE HELL GET THIS THING OUT OF MY A$SHOLE!”
The woman laughs and replies,
“Thanks, officer” and turns around and goes home.
