Three House Pets All Die And Go To Heaven.
Three house pets, a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat, all die and go to heaven: As with all …
Funny Jokes
Laugh out loud with our collection of funny jokes. Find hilarious humor to brighten your day and share with friends.
A couple had two little boys.
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into …
Harry The Eagle Waited At The Nest For Mary. –
One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while …
An Elderly Woman Told Her Friend.
An Elderly woman told her friend, “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got …
A Guy Was Lost In The Sahara Desert.
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. …
A Motorist Asked This Old Driver If He Was Drunk.
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree, and finally …
A Girl Takes Her Big Fat Cat To The Vet.
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the …
A Burglar Broke Into A House One Night. –
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked …
A Policeman Goes Home After A Long And Exhausting Day. –
A policeman goes home after a long and exhausting day at work. He enters the dark bedroom and strips off …
A Boy Was Once Given The Task Of Babysitting.
A boy was once given the task of babysitting his teacher’s pet dog for a day. He was careless and …